Paris Hilton has finished her 23 days in jail today and has been let out…much to the chagrin of me, who insists she should be locked up for life. But since when did anyone ever listen to me…the world would be a much better place if everyone listened to me!

Paris almost ran to her waiting parents and didn’t answer any reporter’s questions. The dude in charge of her jail said that Paris had served her dept to society and she had left smiling and thanking everyone.

In a phone call to Barbara Walters, the heiress said:

“I used to act dumb. It was an act. I am 26 years old, and that act is no longer cute…It is not who I am, nor do I want to be that person for the young girls who looked up to me,”

Paris sweety, you are seriously delusional if you think any kid, boy or girl, looks up to you. Yes, you might be rich…but it doesn’t change the fact that you’re dumb as hell. But I want to see her act clever….bet she goes around reciting “e=mc2″ and everyone will start calling her Einstein the Second. We live in a messed up world.