Paris is going to jail for 23 days

Author: tigger  //  Category: Paris Hilton
Paris in Jail Seriously, where's the fun if they're only going to send Paris Hilton to prison for 23 days. That's like 3 weeks...even though the chances of survival for Paris are low, there's always the chance that she'll make it. 45 days would have made sure that she left prison a sadder, more bruised and battered Paris. But as per usual, Paris is being a media whore and is gonna try and make money out of this. A friend of hers says:
"It's not just about marketing, it's about making money. If she can set up her entry into jail in a very grand way, the payoff will be greater."
Paris will even be writing a diary in prison (I didn't know she could write!) and is hoping to sell it once she comes out. So in conclusion, even though Paris is going to jail, she's still be around to piss us off.


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