I’m sorry, I know this news happened over the weekend, but I just didn’t write on it…Maybe because I was fascinated with my pet rock. His name is Grey-y and sometimes, he leaves little mounds of dirt on my Persian carpet. Then I have to use my gold dustpan and clean it up. I tell you, Grey-y is a mischievous little bugger.

Anyways, Paris has been sentenced to jail for 45 days for driving with a suspended licence. Paris is such a dumbass, she gets caught…I drive without a license and I haven’t been caught once. Well, I was, but my cute smile and nice manners got me out of it. Paris’s sentence was quite harsh, because she IS going to jail. She can’t get away with house arrest, parole or any other alternative. If she doesn’t arrive to serve her sentence on the 5th of June, she’ll have to spend 90 days in jail instead.

This is just too flippin’ hilarious. It’s like she’s a normal person whose life is limited by laws and rules. Do I feel sorry for her? No. Should you feel sorry for her? No. Should you send a file baked into a cake for her? Yeah, go for it, Paris is criminally stupid. She’ll probably start filing her toenails with it, or pretend it’s a light sabre. May the force be with you Paris.