Paris Hilton, the “star” of The Simple Life and House of Wax, seems to have not had enough attention today (What with Britney’s “Save the Whale” act at the VMA’s) so she decided to reveal what everyone has known for months… Christina Aguilera is pregnant!

US Magazine says,

“Congratulations to the most beautiful pregnant woman in the world, you’re gorgeous,” Hilton, 26, said to the packed crowd, while Aguilera, 26 (whose video ‘Candy Man’ is up for Best Director at the MTV VMAs) sat nearby in uncomfortable silence.

That’s what you get for telling Paris Hilton anything. You’re secrets would be better kept if you decided to write it a 1000 times on a 1000 different pieces of paper and stood on a street corner handing them out.

However I think the real question is… How the hell did Jordan Bratman get close enough to Christina to impregnate her… Surely they can’t have done it the normal way… Maybe she was sleeping… But they usually wake up when I try that… Maybe he’s really small… Yeah… That must be it…