After the unparalleled success of her first book (Confessions of an heiress), which outsold Harry Potter, The Ko’ran and the Bible together (At least in Paris’ own mind), Paris Hilton is set to write another book detailing her lifestyle of carefree extravagance.

Her agent said,

“She is thinking of doing a new book, and I don’t believe at this time, it’s contemplated to be a so-called prison diary.”

Anyone who buys this book is in desperate needs of literary cleansing (Read Hitler - me, Gypsies - them). Or they should be exorcised. Or stabbed in the heart over and over and over with a stake. Whatever hurts the most. I’m not very fussy.