A 21 year old T-Shirt designer, Tyler Atkins, accused Paris Hilton of drugging him so that he could be coerced into having a threesome with Paris and her best friend. The socialite was spotted with Atkins, whose label Rock Stars and Angels, is available in trendy L.A. boutiques like Kitson, outside the Polaroid Beach House in Malibu on July 15 and sources (meaning me or someone else probably made this up) have revealed that the two were “making out like teenagers.”

In an interview with the New York Daily News, Atkins claims to have hung out with a “famous chick” at her house in Hollywood Hills.

He says,

“She’s like a full pill-popper …And she gave me like four of these pills that were like Vicodin; they were like Rohypnols or something. Heavy, heavy. And she drugged me, this famous chick. … I woke up in her spa bath with her and her best friend. We were in the spa bath, full-on threesome,”

You know, if this were some normal chick I wouldn’t believe it. But it’s Paris Hilton… so… yeah… I believe it. But I truly belive in Santa Clause too. Because if he doesn’t exist… than who brings all the presents? Food for thought, my friends… food for thought.

Yeah… so anyway… Paris Hilton sleeps with another no-name guy… Why is this even news?