Paris Hilton is an example for everyone

Author: tigger  //  Category: Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton

I can’t believe I’m writing this, but Paris Hilton does have a reason for living. She is showing teens and young people the dangers of drinking, but in case you though Paris had gotten a conscience and was doing it willingly, you’re wrong.

Capla Kesting Fine Art has made a sculpture of a dead Paris, along with Tinkerbell, her chihuahua to show teens the devastating effect of underage drinking.

The display, which also features a very creepy looking Tinkerbell, Hilton’s forlorn pet Chihuahua wearing a matching tiara and climbing over Hilton’s breast, will be unveiled in the trendy Williamsburg, Brooklyn, neighborhood, which is a favourite hangout place for prom-oers.
“Campaign to Rescue Women of Youth” featuring “The Paris Hilton Autopsy” features Hilton’s internals, which include her smallintestines, and other elements.

These body parts are removable in order to assist teens with an empathetic view of drunk driving tragedy from the coroner’s perspective.

The sculpture was created to counter “the disturbingly glamourized trend of Hollywood’s ‘girls gone wild,’” according to gallery director David Kesting.

This is great, Paris Hilton now has a reason to exist, instead of being the waste of oxygen as she is. I have a question for you all: Tigger is to drop-dead gorgeous as Paris Hilton is to a) stupid, b) whore, c) anorexic whore or d) all of the above?

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