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Paris Hilton says she has found a flaw in her perfect existence that left her felling empty inside.

Paris says,

“Before, my life was about having fun, going to parties — it was a fantasy. But when I had time to reflect, I felt empty inside. I want to leave a mark on the world.”

Luckily she’ll get a chance to leave her mark on the world (Along with the worst porno ever of course) when she goes to Rwanda to help the sick and starving children. You know so she can highlight their plight. Except… wait. She’s using the trip to highlight… Paris Hilton! Shocking!

Hilton says (regarding the film crew that will be following her),

“I love having everything documented. It shows people what everyday life is like for me, how hard I work.”

Has there ever been a more self absorbed cow than Paris Hilton? I really can’t imagine it. I’d assume it’d be sucked up in the vortex of it’s own absorption. Hilton is borderline. Hopefully one or two more days is all it will take.