Paris Hilton hates the human race…

Author: Thesman  //  Category: Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton has reportedly decided that she will be cryogenically frozen following her death, so that she can be resurrected in the future… y’know… when they figure stuff like that out.

News.com reports,

The hotel heiress is keen to live forever and has invested a large sum of money in the world’s biggest suspended animation cemetery, Cryonics Institute.
She wants her body to be preserved and then brought back to life, along with her favourite pets, including her famous Chihuahua Tinkerbell and new mutt, Yorkshire Terrier Cinderella.
The Simple Life star said: “It’s so cool. Almost all the cells in the body are still alive when death is pronounced.
“And if you’re immediately cooled, you can be perfectly preserved.
“My life could be extended by hundreds and thousands of years.”

That’s classic. These guys took money off Paris Hilton so that they can stick her in a freezer… Or not. Who’s going to check up on them? They’ll probably throw her out a week after freezing her. Than they’ll go back to sipping Martini’s on the veranda of the mansion that was bought with Hilton’s donated fortune.

I guess they might have some problems in hell (Or heaven) when they run into Hilton. But I guess they’ll cross that bridge when they come to it.

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