Hotel heiress, Paris Hilton, has been sentenced to the full 45 days in prison after she was released yesterday on the grounds of a medical condition. She was led crying and screaming from court saying “It’s not right!” as well as an anguished plea for her mommy. It was initially thought that Paris would be allowed to “attend” the hearing via phone, but the good Judge Michael T. Sauer was having none of it and had police escort her to court,

California Attorney General Jerry Brown said,

“It does hold up the system to ridicule when the powerful and the famous get special treatment,

I’m sure there’s a lot of people who’ve seen their family members go to jail and have various ailments, physical and psychological, that didn’t get them released, I’d say it’s time for a course correction.”

Wow… I guess this puts to rest all questions about the existence of God… Richard Dawkins eat your heart out!