That could be you girls! Or it could be me…I wish it was me!

Pirates of the Carribean Hottie Orlando Bloom is apparently tired of the single life and wants to settle down, get married and have kids -swoon-. I’m gonna go into girly, giggly mode here…but he is just SOOO hot!

“Things have changed. I’m incredibly lucky to be doing the job I do, but everything else has begun to pall - the jet-setting, the nightclubs, the bachelor lifestyle; now I need some permanence and stability. I feel it’s about time I settled down. “I’d like to live a proper family life - with a partner and kids. That’s what it’s all about, isn’t it? I’ve had a crazy life in many ways, and I realise now that I want someone to share it with.”

Oh…excuse me, I just fainted from the rush of blood to my head. Please marry me Orlando!