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There was a beautiful princess who was dating a kinda-handsome prince. Then one day the evil witch called Twinkies took over her body and turned her into a disgusting mess. Now she can never live happily ever after. The End.

This is based on a true story. My literary genius amazes me sometimes!

So Justin Timberlake does a blast from the past and talks about his past relationship with Britney Spears on Oprah:

“It is funny because we dated each other at a time…wow, I haven’t talked about this for a long time. It’s interesting. We were teenagers, you know,”

“I think that’s basically the best way to describe what happened to us. I think she’s a great person, and I don’t know her as well as I did. What I do know about her is that she has a great heart.”

A great heart meaning that she won’t sell her kids for a Big Mac?