Charlotte

You know how fun it is to imagine celebrities as pregnant, obese, promiscuous, obsessive compulsive and whatever else anyone wants to imagine, but the laws in Britain are being upheld to stop too much speculation. This stringent outburst came after The Sun reported singer Charlotte Church as being pregnant before she gave any official announcement.

The Press Complaints Commission upheld a complaint from the singer and TV presenter that the newspaper had invaded her privacy by speculating that she was pregnant prior to the 12-week scan at which it is considered safe by doctors to tell family and friends.

A spokesman for the self-regulatory body said the ruling clarified the restrictions on speculation of this kind because it made it clear that newspapers were expected to uphold the spirit as well as the letter of the PCC code. After approaching the singer’s PR agent with “firm information” that she was pregnant, the newspaper was told it was a private matter, that she was “not more than 12 weeks’ pregnant” and that, if she was, a statement would be issued after the 12-week period was up.

Nevertheless, the Sun went ahead and published an article headlined “Baby rumours for sober Church” that it said had been prompted by “a very public change in behaviour when it

Yeah, well, read through the boring quote to make sense of what I’m saying…my head hurts, it’s been a long day. I had to listen to sick stories about friggin’ sick, dysfunctional and twisted people…and no, I’m not talking about Britney Spears.