Well, as Lindsay spirals lower and lower, recently being arrested for a DUI, one of her parents has decided to show a little parental responsibility and instead of smacking the crap out of Lindsay (as I would have done if she was my kid) he did what all Hollywood parents do: Go to the press.
Michael Lohan, Lindsay's dad insists that his ex-wife is to blame for Lindsay's behaviour and both of them should check themselves into a proper rehab. Wasn't her dad in prison a while back? Talk about dysfunction, no wonder Lindsay's such a crack-whore. And now I speak from some evidence, because when Lindsay was arrested, cocaine was also found in the car. So along with that and the leaked videos, Lindsay's the saddest chick on that side of the equator.

"She needs to go, and my ex-wife should go with her. The writing was on the wall years ago, and when Lindsay was in (Los Angeles rehab centre) Wonderland...give me a break. What kind of rehab facility lets people leave the grounds? They wanted the name Lindsay Lohan to stay there, they didn't want to help her. She needs a faith-based program."Well, her dad talks sense. But I dunno how cut out Lindsay is for religion, but I bet the scientologists and Kaballah-ists will be running for their latest recruit. Now I be off to study some more, I hope, more later.


