SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

If you don't know who Nicole Scherzinger is, she's the least manly looking of the Pussycat Dolls and coincidentally the lead singer of the group. If you don't know who the Pussycat Dolls are... Oh... how I envy your innocence... Which I am about to ruin by telling you that they're a group of tranny train wrecks that seem to think they're attractive. Ha! Nicole Scherzinger tells Now Magazine that she wishes men would have the balls to ask her out. The 29 year old singer said she'd love to find a normal guy who is stable and doesn't mind her "dressing outrageously on occasion" (read: Dressing like a whore), she admits that guys like that are "hard to find". She says,

'When I'm with the Pussycat Dolls and we're all dressed up in our stage clothes, the look on most men's faces is one of complete terror,' 'You would think men love the way we look – and they do from a distance – but up close and personal it's like we're throwing out a challenge.'

Wow... I don't even think I should make fun of that. It's just way too easy. I like to challenge myself when it comes to humour... I don't like making cheap jokes... Pfft. Got you! If you believed that than you've obviously failed to notice all my Britney posts. Yeah Nicole. I'm sure guys don't talk to you because they're intimidated. Not because you look like a tranny. Seriously if you want a man to chase you, you just need to go to that strip club in New York... what's it called? ummm.... Transexual Towers? Although the guys there, aren't what you would call normal. Obviously I've never been there. I've just heard of it... from people... that have been there... that are not me.