Or so says Paris Hlton.

Lionel Richie’s adopted daughter, is currently pregnant with her first child with pseudo-rocker Joel Madden (outside of marriage too! What will the church elders say!?). Despite being sentenced to 4 days in jail recently, on-off friend Paris Hilton, reckons Richie will be a “great mum”.

Hilton says,

“She’s really happy. I just got off the phone with her. She’s so excited. I know she’s going to be the best mom ever.”

I assume Paris Hilton’s mum was something like Carrie’s mum… except in opposite… like trying to make sure Paris goes to hell… anyway… Paris Hilton’s mum must’ve sucked if she thinks Nicole Richie will make a “great” mum.

I can imagine Nicole Richie hiding food from her children, as they lie starving on the floor… too weak to even cry. Laughing at them, while assuring them they’ve almost reached their “goal weight”.

If you haven’t noticed yet… I have problems.