In the worst kept secret of the year (accompanied by the most over used cliché of the year), Nicole Richie is pregnant!

The Simple Life star confirmed that she is expecting a baby with pseudo-rocker, Joel Madden.

She said (When asked about the pregnancy rumours),

“We are. I’m almost four months,”

I’m not sure what they asked her… but… “we are”?… is this woman’s lib gone crazy where when a women is pregnant the daddy is too? Or maybe Joel Madden is a shemale… It would explain a lot of things… like why I think he has nice eyes…

I mean… ummm… Do you want to take a look at my chainsaw and power tools… and my Playboy collection?