Nicole Richie Pregnant

Nicole Richie isn’t the smartest tool in the shed, but at least we know she has enough brains to go to the hospital if she’s bleeding when she isn’t supposed to be. Luckily (I think), she didn’t lose her baby, but doctors did tell her to eat more to feed the child, and she’s supposed to have a hormone deficiency as well.

You see, anorexia and pregnancy just don’t mix. That baby will be born thinking that it’s fat.

You can just picture Nicole cooing to her stomach: “Who’s my little baby? Who’s my little nunus? You better stay little and keep me thin my sweetums, or mommy might have to take desperate measures. Yes, you’re gonna be my shining star, the apple of my eye…mmmmm, apples…No, Nicole! Apples make you fat! Do you wanna be fat? No! Me and my baby are gonna be thin together.”