After Nicole Richie was released from prison after 82 minutes (A story which SoggyCornflakes.com obviously missed… it’s what we do… Unlike other celeb sites that copy and compete with each other to break the latest news we just ignore news completely… It’s what makes us special… High-Five!), her attorney said she was pleasantly surprised.

He said,

“Nicole was aware that most people with sentences similar to hers are booked and released in a matter of hours and she was hoping to be treated like everyone else, Nevertheless, she was prepared to serve her entire four-day sentence had the Sheriff’s Department required her to do so.”

“Of course, she was pleasantly surprised to be released so quickly,”

I hate rich people. I wonder what surprised her more though. The fact that she actually had to go to jail or the fact that she was there for 82 minutes.

C’mon Man. She could have snorted 4 lines of Coke in that time… Or eaten an entire years worth of her personal food intake.

Why must these authorities be so mean to the rich?