Natalie Portman and Hayden Christensen suck…
Posted on August 20th, 2007 by Thesman under Hayden Christensen, Natalie PortmanNatalie Portman and Hayden Christensen have topped the list of movie couples with the most unconvincing on-screen chemistry. The two “won” after their performances in the last two Star Wars movies.
They lead a list including Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez and Madonna.
The full list reads:
1. Natalie Portman and Hayden Christensen in Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
2. Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck in Gigli
3. Keira Knightley and Orlando Bloom in Pirates of the Caribbean
4. Madonna and Adriano Giannini in Swept Away
5. Catherine Zeta Jones and Sean Connery in Entrapment
6. Andie MacDowell and Hugh Grant in Four Weddings and a Funeral
7. Kate Beckinsale and Ben Affleck in Pearl Harbour
=8. Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise in Eyes Wide Shut
=8. Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal in Brokeback Mountain
10. Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio in Titanic
It’s not really surprising though. Hayden Christensen sucks. He’s managed to destroy every movie that he’s been a part of. You could put the guy in The Godfather, in a non speaking role, and he’d still destroy the movie.
I don’t like him. Did you notice?



May 5th, 2008 at 10:09 am
No your right, the level of pure suck he is in control
of is staggering. If Lucas has only known that
a Master of suck was supposed to be playing a jedi master.
His sheer Level and controll of pure suck can surpass any force power.
October 9th, 2008 at 12:28 am
U guys suck! I think your totally wrong about the whole I think Hayden sucks thing. Please, even my friends like him…we all know he’s cool. Also he hasn’t destroyed every moive he has ever made! He made them much more intresting then you would ever make them.
So bitches I think that your just upset that he has way more talent and looks then u do.
October 9th, 2008 at 12:31 am
I agree with uh…usuck. Hayden has made moives soooo intresting especially Star Wars.
October 9th, 2008 at 12:33 am
Why am I reading this stupid crap! Hayden is totally Hot and cool!