Naomi

Supermodel Naomi Campbell pleads guilty to the misdemeanour charge that she threw a cell phone at her maid, but paints the incident like this:

“I threw a cellphone in the apartment. The cellphone hit Ana, This was an accident because I did not intend to hit her.”

Um, Ok Naomi, the world believes you, it happens. All of us throw our phones at the general direction of the maid and we’re very shocked when it hits her (even though I was giving myself points if I got her in the eye…hehe).

Anyways, Naomi has to pay her maid’s medical expenses, do 5 days of community service and attend 2 days anger-management program. WHAT?!? That’s it?! They sentenced me to a month in jail when I accidently shot a cop…except replace accidently with maybe on purposely…hey, I didn’t want a ticket! I wasn’t speeding! 90 in a 60 km zone isn’t fast! I was just drag-racing outside the preschool…what’s the worst that could have happened?