Mike Tyson

Again, one of those mixed up stories that could be in any of the blogs, but I’m putting it in here, mainly because I’m too lazy to find another story for today. The troubled former world champion is looking for any way to get some more money, after squandering $300 million (editor’s note: WTF? How does someone do that?) and declaring bankruptcy in 2003.

Now that Tyson is retired from the ring, he’s looking to do some fancy footwork in a dance sequence for Firoz Nadiadwala’s new film Fool and Final, starring Shahid Kapoor and Kareena Kapoor.

Yeah, that’s scary. Mike Tyson is a flippin ugly dude (see above). If I collapse while watching Fool and Final, it’s because I swooned while watching Shahid or fainted when seeing Mike dance.