Michael Vick, famed dog killer, burner, drowner and... molester (umm... why not?), finally released his statement in regards to his dog fights trial.
TMZ Reports,
"Vick wasn't specific about the acts he was sorry for, but declared, “Dogfighting is a terrible thing. I reject it.” Between apologies to everyone from NFL commissioner Roger Goodell to Atlanta Falcons owner Arthur Blank - to all the kids who used to look up to him, Vick declared that he's found Jesus and has turned his life over to God. “I was ashamed and totally disappointed in myself, to say the least. I want to apologize to all the young kids out there for my immature acts. What I did was very immature, so that means I need to grow up. I totally ask for forgiveness and understanding as I move forward to be a better Michael Vick the person, not the football player.”It's amazing how all these celebs keep finding Jesus. Especially when you consider the fact that the Vatican has been looking for him for ages. I think we all know what this means. The pope is evil and cannot hope to find Jesus. Another thing it tells us is that there is no better candidate for the papacy than Michael Vick... Or Mel Gibson... Or Paris Hilton... Or Lindsay Lohan...