WACKO

Ummm, just wondering, why is this man even famous? Seriously, what does he offer the world now, besides freakiness and being the threat many parents use to make their kids behave. My aunt always tells my little cousins “If you don’t eat your spinach, Michael Jackson will come and get you.” And also, if my cousins don’t eat their spinach, they won’t be strong like Popeye.

Michael Jackson was in Tokyo on Thursday, where he did a meet and greet with famous people and was pictured molesting…um, I mean posing with kids from an orphanage. Awww, isn’t that sweet, Michael Jackson…and kids…together…I’m calling the police!