“Mario Lopez is an old crock…”
Posted on August 21st, 2007 by Thesman under Hayden Panettiere, Mario Lopezsays Hayden Panettiere (kinda).
The now legal (Happy Birthday Hayden… she’s a slag now!), said on the Late Show with David Letterman that the 34 year old was too old for her, after he was spotted with her mum.
She said,
“He’s a good friend, a very nice guy, I think he’s a little old for me.”
That’s a bit mean. Especially seeing that most of her fan base consists of 45 year old perverted men going through mid-life crisis’.
I’m talking about you, man! You know who you are! There’s no Hayden porn here! Go Away!
(Don’t go! It was a joke! Of course I have illegal porn here… Actually I still don’t… But in place of the degradation of women, I have sharp wit and homo jokes… Where’s everyone going!?)



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