SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

The Queen of England, Madonna, is set to adopt another Malawian baby after it was revealed that she stood a good chance of keeping, David Banda, her first adopted child, following some legal mishaps (The biggest being, that David's father thought David was on a holiday). She is set to adopt a Malawian girl known only as Mercy. She has been described as "a smiling angel". However this time Madonna has made sure there are no problems and has her lawyer covering all legal bases. A source close to the family says,

"Madonna's over the moon that she's been told she can take Mercy. She didn't want another complicated adoption." "Mercy is a beautiful baby girl. She's so joyful and happy and giggles every time she's picked up. Madonna just loves the way she claps her hands and laughs constantly. She has huge, dancing eyes. Madonna calls her her smiling angel."

That's great for Mercy, but what about me? Why isn't any crazy rich person adopting me? Sure, I have two perfectly good parents right here... but so did David Banda and that didn't stop Madonna. Anyway... I'm sure if she told my parents that she was taking me away to live a life of care free debauchery with the only side effects being having to follow a fruity non-religion and having a crazy mum, they'd say I could go. Or she could just say, "Give me your child"... Or she could just say "Give"... Or she could just show up... I sometimes think my parents want to get rid of me... Anyway Madge... call me. But not in that way... Paedo