Britney Spears wants to move there. See what I did there? Britney Spears spreads terror, so when she goes to London: Terrorist Attack! I’m funny… he he

Anyway. Britney Spears is set to move to London after the VMA awards because she desperately wants custody of her children. Britney’s buddy told OK! that she thinks it’s her only chance of keeping the kids and starting afresh.

However a lawyer (From JuicyUK) says,

“You can run, but you can’t hide. If you go to most foreign countries you come under the Hague Convention, which allows parents to seek the return of, or access to, their child. There would be a hearing in London and they would award the father the children.”

It tells you how bad things have got for Britney. She doesn’t stand a chance of keeping her kids from a failed rapper, failed dancer, father of two illegitimate children, who doesn’t have a job and has single-handedly managed to destroy the fantasy of millions of pre-pubescent males by making a hot Britney into what she looks like now.

Tough times.