25
Oct
Author: Thesman // Category:
Lindsay Lohan
And by Lohan, I mean Mr. Lohan... Lindsay's father. I have no idea what his name is. So I'll call him Pippen.
Pippen Lohan is impressed with the new man (read: loser) in Lindsay's life. He is also upset about how the media are treating Riley.
Pippen Lohan says,
“Riley is a good kid. He comes from a good family. It’s not about what we did in the past. It’s about righting those wrongs. I don’t think anyone has the right to judge Riley. They [Lindsay & Riley] keep each other in line. They go to meetings with one another.”
How dare he say I don't have a right to judge Riley?
I'll judge him however much I want. Like in the picture above. He has stubble... so I assume (i.e judge) that he doesn't have a home... and he's wearing a back to front baseball cap... so I assume (i.e judge) that he suffers from a mild form of mental retardation... and he's hanging out with Lindsay Lohan... so I assume (i.e judge) that he has STD's that most of us have never even heard of.
To put it mildly... I'll judge him all I want!
Note: Lindsay's dad's name is Michael.
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