Who would have thought that acting like a celebrity makes you vulnerable to jail time? Some people only get it now that Elizabeth Hurley is not an Indian bride and Arun Nayar is a NRI (Non-Resident Indian) which makes him as Indian as a caramel Twinkie.

But anyways, people are getting pissed off because Arun and Liz went against Hindu traditions and used the marraige as a showing-off session rather than any form of traditional enlightenment or showing respect to Indian culture. It was reported that they both drank before the ceremony (and I don’t mean Pepsi either), Liz was wearing leather shoes (Indian’s consider cows sacred, for those who don’t get it…she might wanna consider getting a clue too) and kissed near the sacred fire. They also sat on the sofa when they were supposed to sit on the floor…that I’ll condone. Don’t Indian’s get it that sitting on the floor gives you vericose viens?

“Liz Hurley and Arun Nayar insulted Hindu tradition and I want them to be severely punished,” Vishnu Khandelwal, a devout Hindu who runs a printing press, told AFP Tuesday.

The court has already heard from two witnesses, including Khandelwal, and will hear testimony from at least three more, including a Hindu priest, said lawyer Saraswat.

And Arun’s angry daddy is also willing to testify against his son…wow, talk about issues.

While I watch this stupid saga unfold, I just want to thank the dude who was filling in for me yesterday (it was one of the madmen from www.soggycornflakes.com/sports) because I was busy making cookies for my teacher…wait, I mean, because I spent the night in jail…yeah, that sounds cool enough. I spent the night in jail for beating up a pink monkey…yeah, that also makes alot of sense.