Lionel Richie

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Lionel Ritchie recently performed at the wedding of John Terry over the weekend…yes the England captain is married and officially being shagged by just one woman. Lionel was reportedly paid 250 thousand pounds to perform, just imagine Nicole Ritchie’s dad performing at your wedding…how romantic right? Apparently not, he was made an arse off by the guests of the wedding.

He was evidently so boring that some of the audience members (those rude English people, treating that poor American so badly…LOL!) started singing along with Lionel. You might think, how sweet they actually knew the song, but that was so not the case, they were mimicking him, teasing at him. They were so persistent to show off their voices that Lionel had to eventually ask them to bear with him and that he only had two more songs to sing. How rude?! The man is a legend, not only did he make a name for himself as one of the best musicians in history but he is the dad of the girl that drove around on the wrong side of the road without her panties. I guess the English don’t have appreciation for a man that has such a feisty daughter.

-Lashanta Singh-