In news that will fill Brandon Davis’ heart with joy (Bless his tiny little heart), News of the World reports that Lindsay Lohan has about as much cash to scrub together as the “50c a handjob” hooker on the corner.
NOTW reports,
HOLLYWOOD superstar Lindsay Lohan is BROKE after blowing her fortune on a massive orgy of booze and drugs.
In recent months the wayward actress has squandered a staggering SEVEN MILLION DOLLARS on her wild partying.
And now the 21-year-old is so skint she can’t afford her own place—and has become a lodger at a rich pal’s mansion.
Hard-up Lindsay has had to sell both her plush properties—a $2.85MILLION apartment in LA, plus her $1MILLION New York flat—because she could not manage to keep up with the huge mortgage payments.
… I thought they said she was broke?
Since when is having a 3 million Dollar mansion to sell, broke?
You know what the NOTW are? They’re phonies! Like Lindsay Lohan’s boobs!
Ooh controversy!