Lindsay Lohan, party princess and persistent bad driver, has now decided that crashing cars is not enough, but is taking place in the amateur try-and-knock-a-photographer-down contest. Bet you thought I made that up…well, you’re right, I did make it up.
Lindsay left the scene of the crime and the photographer was taken to the hospital where he was treated for a bruised knee. Why did they take him to hospital? They should have taken him to his mummy and she would have kissed it all better. That’s what my mum does, when I get hurt stalking some hot guy, she kisses it all better and the pain just goes away! It’s like a miracle! Then she tells me to go play…here’s a piece of advice for you people: Stalking is following someone, watching them from afar and stealing their underwear…stalking is NOT tackling them from behind while singing “My Heart will go onâ€, ok? Thought I’d just make that clear, learn from the master, girls, learn from the master.