SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

Part-time actress, full time whore, Lindsay Lohan has managed to find someone brave enough to venture into her STD ridden fire crotch (You know it's ironic that every blogger claims to hate Brandon Davis, but the term "Fire crotch" seems to be etched into blogging legend... I reckon that's what Brandon Davis will have on his grave stone, "He who revealed fire crotch", I mean... what else could he have? Cocaine junkie? Fatass? Failed Model? I think he'll be very happy to be remembered in a semi-positive way), following her breakup with Riley Giles. A source says,

"Lindsay was totally smitten with this guy." "She introduced him to all her friends and said, 'This is my boyfriend, Spencer.' She kept gazing at him and they were really touchy feely."

Charming. I hate it when people start kissing at restaurants. Get a room... or a spit bucket. Have you ever noticed that when people come to restaurants and start kissing they make sure that they transfer as much saliva to one another as possible? Making sure that everyone gets as good a look at the saliva as possible? And then they start having sex on the tables? And then the girl makes all these fake moaning sounds? No? I think I might have to stop eating at the local brothel...