Well, if you’ve been surfing the net, I’m sure you’ve heard about Lindsay Lohan’s leaked video of her snorting cocaine in a toilet (that’s class for you).
Now, though we all suspected it before, there are reports of Lindsay also going back to drinking and celebrating her 21st birthday a few weeks early.
I dunno bout you guys, but there’s a big “DUH” floating over these stories. I mean, it’s Lindsay Lohan, actress extraodinaire and closet alcoholic. Sometimes I wonder what goes through that girls head, but I suspect you’ll just find drug-induced ramblings “I’m a good actress…Ohhh, white powder, could that be…no wait, it’s just flour…what’s flour doing on the floor? Am I in a bakery….oooh, white powder…no dammit Lindsay, it’s just flour. I’m going to be winning an oscar, I’ll show the- Cocaine! I see it!…no, nope, that isn’t coke. By the way, where’s my vodka bottle…hey, do you think snorting flour would be the same? Lemme try…”
Yep people, it’s so sad it’s funny. Kinda like how I’m so cute, it’s mind-blowing.