You see, I’m in alot of pain tonight…don’t ask me why, I don’t know. I’m just waiting for it to go away. Thus I’m not in the sweetest Tigger mood and I may jujitsu someone if they piss me off…such as Lindsay Lohan does every time I see her.
She’ll be playing a pole dancer in her new movie I Know Who Killed Me and has been in training to be perfect for the role.
“I’ve been in pole dancing lessons, every day for four hours. I have bruises all over. That’s why I haven’t worn shorts,”
Whatever. I know who killed you too Lindsay…it was me…or any of the 7 billion people in the world who hate you.