I knew it would happen eventually, that Lindsay would completely lose it and this is exactly how I dreamed Lindsay Lohan’s downfall would occur. Except in my dream Lindsay was chased by the Joker sitting on a lion, brandishing a candy cane and the lion became Albus Dumbledore and he ripped Lindsay’s head off with his Chinese throwing stars…ok, so maybe my dream wasn’t anything like what happened, but a girl can imagine, right?
Anyways, Lindsay apparently broke up with boyfriend Calum Best but instead of walking away, she got drunk, flashed the world and created a major scene…just like the American forefathers would have done.
A source told America’s Star magazine: “Lindsay checked in with another guy, probably to try and make Calum jealous. She tried calling him but she couldn’t get through.”
The 20-year-old actress - who was treated for alcoholism in rehab earlier this year - then partied until 1.30am before collapsing in the hotel lobby.
A source said: “She was writhing on the floor and everyone could see that she wasn’t wearing any panties. Her date and bodyguard looked horrified but they didn’t do a thing to help her so the night manager carried her to her room.”
Lindsay then allegedly kept phoning Calum’s room and then went to bang on his door.
A source said: “He came to the door and opened it a bit, she peeked inside and saw the woman there. She went cuckoo. She yelled at him, slammed the door and banged on it some more.”
Now that is true class if I ever saw it. It’s a proven fact, that if you bang a door hard enough, it will become a magical portal that will transport you back to the time before your boyfriend found another ho-bag and you could stop this tragedy from ever occurring. Damn, I’m missing the football…more tomorrow.