30
Oct
Author: Thesman // Category:
Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Aniston, the poster girl for "Moving on with your life", was spotted at a special screening of Brad Pitt’s new movie, The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford at the Landmark Cinema in Los Angeles.
She apparently tried to cover her face with a baseball cap, but despite her masterful assassin level disguise she was spotted. The fact that she was accompanied by
Monica Courteney Cox, didn't seem to help.
...
You know. I could feel bad for her. Because y'know... It's sad... Lusting after some middle aged man.
But I won't. Because I'm mean. I once drowned a kitten. Ok... maybe not drowned... washed might be a better word... and cuddled... before tucking it into my bed and going to sleep on the floor.
My point is, Jennifer Aniston is sad and pathetic and I'm a bad boy. Call me ladies.
Leave a Reply
November 1st, 2007 at 4:48 am
Poor Jen, she has shit taste in men. Am I the only person in the world that thinks Brad Pitt is rotten looking??? Really??
November 1st, 2007 at 11:53 pm
Well… I wouldn’t do him…
But I’m a straight guy so I’m not sure if it counts
November 2nd, 2007 at 6:27 pm
I’m a straight girl, so I’m pretty sure that counts but I could just be wierd…
November 6th, 2007 at 6:39 am
HER FACE SO SRONG LIKE A MAN. SHE FIXED EVERYTHINGS: NOSE, CHIN, BREAST, TUMMY, BOTOX. BUT STILL LOOK UGLY. LOOK WEIRD