You know, ever since this website started, I haven’t had the opportunity to laugh at K-Fed AKA Mr. Ex-Britney Spears. Now just because I don’t write about him, doesn’t mean I don’t think him and Britney are the saddest human beings in the world. Before Britney and Kevin got married, me and my friends made bets on how long they’d last…I lost, but on the other hand, the longest time offered was the week-end.
It’s been reported that Britney offered Kevin $25 000000 to get lost, which for me is $24 999999.50 too much. But this is Britney we’re talking about, sad fat Britney, sad fat very stupid Britney, sad fat very stupid and possibly lesbian Britney, so I wouldn’t be surprised if Kevin actually does get some money. Speaking about K-Fed’s accusation that Britney is Bi-sexual, if he had said that 5 years ago, hormone-ridden boys heads would be exploding, but ummm, nothing now, not even a stirring of flaccid things, just a bitter taste at the back of their throats.