Today’s theme is Royal-family-type-news-thingies, so I thought I’d tell you the latest scandal to hit the palace. Princes William and Harry were caught dressing up in their granny’s clothes. Ok, I’m just joking, but they did decide to impersonate dear ol’ gran on the voicemail of her new mobile phone.
Their message was:
“Hey, Wassup! This is Liz. Sorry I’m away from the throne. For hotline to Philip, press 1, for Charles, press 2, for the corgis, press 3.â€
Apparently, everone found this hilarious. It’s disgraceful! What happened to the good old days of “We are not amused�