SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

Reports suggest that actor Leonardo DiCaprio has proposed to his Israeli girlfriend Bar Refaeli and they are getting married in June. Hey, doesn’t her name sound like Rafael? Leonardo and Rafael, get it? Get it? Huh, do ya? Never mind, it’s obvious that you don’t watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Leonardo is said to have secretly reported to his girlfriend after going with her to Israel to meet her parents and they’re very happy with how he treats their daughter. Well, I guess having Leo as a son-in-law would be any parent’s dream, seeing as how she could have gotten together with a Jew like Jordan Bratman. They’re waiting until June so Bar can turn 22…by the way, what kind of name is Bar? “Hi, I’m Bar…wait, why are you laughing? No, my name really is Bar…will you please get that smirk of your face, No, my middle name is not Chocolate…WOULD YOU STOP LAUGHING?!?...I HATE YOU ALL!” and then she bursts into tears and runs to the bathroom to throw up, because that’s what models with funny names do.