SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

Paris Hilton's, "fat friend", Kim Kardashian, yesterday lost $50 000 worth of jewelry, a Cartier watch and her bag at JFK Airport while she was flying from New York to Vegas. TMZ.com reports,

A source close to Kim tells TMZ that when several Delta employees asked for autographs and photos with her, items were somehow lifted from her bags. The items include $50,000 worth of diamond jewelry, a Cartier watch, and Kim's laptop and digital camera -- contents unknown! Kim's reps are looking into the possibility that she was set up by employees working for the airline.

Good. Which idiot walks around with $50 000 worth of jewelry? And then instead of owning up, and accepting that she's a stupid douche with a massive ass, she decides to blame the airline? Hey! Cow! If you weren't getting so happy because someone was giving you attention maybe you would've been able to keep an eye on your bag. If I had a bag with $50000 in it, I'd sew it on to my body. I'd literally call a doctor in, and surgically attach it to my chest. That way I'd be sure to notice if someone grabs it. Because I'm vigilant... and also because of the fact that I'd have no skin on my chest anymore... and don't forget all the blood. I'm feeling faint.