Katie Holmes, the poor enslaved actress has been let out of the house by Hubby Tom Cruise. And I thought she was worse off than the Taliban women, but I guess I was wrong. I swear Tom must be controlling her with the Imperius curse (No, I don’t read Harry Potter, I just pick things up here and there…NO! I didn’t read the book 10 times…I didn’t! I didn’t! Ok…I did).
Katie is back on set working on Mad Money and she’s glad to be away from her psycho husband and could-be-a-cute-alien child. Though she is quick to tell us that Suri is growing, walking and saying “mama” and “Lord Xenu rules all”. Clever kid.