SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

Sorry for the late update. I'm sure some of you must have been breathless with anticipation. The rest of you just went of to some other celebrity gossip site. In my humble opinion the "rest of you" group is disloyal, abandoning me for not updating quickly enough, just because I'm lazy and unreliable and there's someone better out there, you just jump ship? What will you do when dinner is late? Sleep with the neighbour's wife? For Shame!!! Anyway, it's a quick (single... shocking I know) post today. I have an exam tomorrow which I am determined to fail and I can't fail if I don't sleep... Because when I'm awake I feel guilty and start studying. Now Magazine is reporting that Pete Doherty's fellow junkie, Kate Moss, hates to waste. So she wore her 2700 Dollar Yves Saint Laurent jacket a whopping TEN times! Can you believe it? Ten frickin' times! I'm surprised it hadn't grown moss or something by then. Surely she should be given some sort of award by the WWF (Not the wrestling thing... The one with the panda logo) for her conservation efforts. You see? That's one of the main reasons I would make a terrible celeb. I mean, I've been wearing the same boxers since early October. I suppose technically I've only worn them once... but still. Apart from that I'm lazy and I hate people (I was about to add untalented, but than I realized that it seems to be a requirement for celebrity-ness these days)