I’m not sure if I’m allowed to write b*tch… does it classify as a swear word?
Anyway.
Christina Aguilera says that her husband, Jordan Bratman, is as supportive a husband as she could possibly wish for. So much so that he’s even decided to only wear half a pant.
Aguilera says,
“Nobody wears both legs of the pants - we both take a leg.
“When I first met Jordan, one of the things I loved was that on my worst days, he’d walk into a room and make me smile. He’s one of those people who is soothing.”
“Even when I feel an outfit’s too revealing, Jordan just says, ‘What? You have the body, go ahead!’ He knows it’s all part of my self-expression. I couldn’t really ask for a more supportive husband.
“My sexuality will never die, just take on a different form.
“Just because I may be in love or in a one-man relationship does not mean that I would ever tone it down - that would be conforming.”
I don’t see why she’s acting like they’re equal partners… It’s so obvious that Bratman’s the b*tch (still not sure whether to take or leave the star) in the relationship. That’s what you have to put up with when your wife can afford to buy you and your whole family and sell you to Nigerians as sex slaves.
What’s he supposed to say? “No Christina, I don’t like you looking like a slut and having semi naked guys with tennis balls in their speedo’s rub up against you”?
People please! (I’m politically correct, so I didn’t use… the N word)