It has been reported that Johnny Depp’s 7-year-old daughter was on the “touch and go†when her kidney’s almost shut down from her contracting E.Coli from scratching against a rusty nail at home.
Isn’t E-Coli one of those ultra-contagious and ultra-deadly diseases? Oh wait, that’s Ebola, but they sound the same right?
Never realized nails were so rough and tough. I knew they had some prick in them, but damn! They attack 7 year olds and probably old ladies in the street, how gansta is that? I am SO turned on right now.


