Jessica Simpson, professional bimbo and amateur singer/actress, is set to strip naked… to earn the respect of the Hollywood film fraternity. This comes despite the Papa Joes’ repeated requests that she keep her clothes on.
A source says,
"Jessica is in the running for a role that, if she gets it, will put her right on the map in terms of acting. "The only hitch is that the script requires a number of quite graphic scenes including a full-frontal nude scene. Jessica is so desperate to land the role and get the industry's respect that she's ready to go against her better judgement, and her family, by agreeing to bare all."So now, the only requirement that needs to be fulfilled in order to be accepted as a serious actress is the ability to take off clothes? I guess talent, hard work and dedication belong to the fools. Still though… good news for the porn stars. I’m sure Elizabeth Starr must be sitting on her porch waiting for her Oscar… I mean… ummm… I don’t know any porn stars… I don’t watch porn… ever.
December 13th, 2007 at 9:55 pm
So, basically, all anyone has to do is be able to take their clothes off to get into acting. The ability to string a whole sentence together means nothing anymore…