SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

You know, when I read the headline “Desperate Housewives Star enters Rehab”, I honestly thought it was Teri Hatcher or Eva Longoria. Teri could have turned to alcohol because she finally realised how terrible she looks of screen and wanted to numb the pain, and Eva could have started drinking because she was short…and short people get drunk after one glass, something to do with having so little blood, or such small feet…or some equally plausible theory made by Mr. Dude aka the big white bear that sleeps with me…and I don’t mean sleep like that! Sick perverts!

The 28-year old actor, famous for playing gardener John in the hit TV show, has entered himself into a rehab facility to deal with alcohol issues, because he realised he has a problem and wanted to deal with it as soon as possible, after stories emerged that he had spent four consecutive days partying at Hollwood’s Mondrian Hotel.

My stories today seem to be drinking related…Alcohol is bad, people! It makes you do things that you normally wouldn’t do…like eat anchovies…or kiss your cousin…or hitting on the guy with the harelip and uni-brow because he’s so damn hot!