Hi all!
Only one post today. I have a test tomorrow which I have to pretend I'm studying for so today you only get to waste your time for about two minutes instead of the usual five.
Jennifer Aniston is reportedly ready to dish all on her ex-husband, Brad Pitt and his lover, Angelina Jolie. The problem is that no one cares, since they broke up around the same time the last dinosaurs were dying.
One of Jennifers friends (I'd guess it's a select group of two),
“Jen is absolutely incensed, How dare he try and pretend everything is great between us? What right does Brad have to say these things?"She also said, that Aniston said,
"Angelina can say all she likes that she didn’t steal my husband, and Brad can try and say he was all innocent. But you do the math! It doesn’t take much working it out,’”OK Jen. I'll do the math. Brad wanted a kid + Your ovaries were in free fall + Hot women tells Brad Pitt to fertilize her = Divorce + Shiloh I'm so gonna ace my maths test tomorrow!
November 6th, 2007 at 6:33 am
DON’T BE JEALOUS JEN. IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT. YOU DON’T WANT BABY. YOUR FAULT.MOVED ON CRY BABY.