Jamie Hartman, the guy who belongs to some band and isn’t famous enough to get his picture on google image search (yes people, that is the source of all my powers), says that he won’t take drugs like other celebrities…
So wait, let me get this straight…
You think you’re a celebrity?
Ok dude, you just keep telling yourself that. Self-affirmation is the key to success. That’s why I keep telling myself I’m a millionaire, even though I don’t even have monopoly money.
“Close mates have had overdoses and I realised than that it’s not a good look. When I lived in New York a few years back my mate collapsed, hit his head on the pavement and had convulsions.”
“If drugs are what you need to be creative, then you are p*****g in the wind.”
That word is ‘pissing’ by the way, in case you can’t read stars like me. While I seriously admire his ideals, he’s only saying that because he isn’t a celebrity yet and no-one has started giving him drugs for free yet.
His band’s name is Ben’s Brother…apparently he has some unresolved childhood issues or someone called him “Ben’s brother” and he never got over the fact that he has no identity of his own. You can totally tell I do psychology, right?