So finally her front will match her derriere…yes I’m mean, I know. I have issues with people who are richer with me. My therapist says I have to stop hitting the baggers at the supermarket just because they live lives of luxury and decadence.
An insider reports that she’s approximately 12 weeks pregnant, which makes her…um, 12 divided by 4…carry the 2…erm…3 months pregnant? Ok Ok, I cheated, I used a calculator.
So in 6 months time, we’ll either see a cute Latino baby or a big bum…depending on which genes the little moster gets. She and husband Marc Anthony have been trying to get a baby for a while and finally resorted to in-vitro fertilization (hehe, slow swimmers).
The news just gets better for Jennifer who may even be expecting twins. Wow, I wonder how big she’s gonna get…and I wasn’t talking about her stomach.